Philly attitude. Midwest location. Occasional New England accent. Absolutely nothing to do with the West Coast.Tumblr (3.0; @discountliquor)http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cYNZ1PMdO1M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Remember</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53321302228http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53321302228Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:11:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f8705b5e2015eee4af98d284a12d160/tumblr_mom2u452zz1qmkh6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doin arms today</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53312615618http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53312615618Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:06:04 -0500<p><a href="http://expertcosmotips.tumblr.com/post/53258604224/cosmo-tip-713" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">expertcosmotips</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>bake a big giant cake together and then throw the cake out and fuck</p></blockquote>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53285856431http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53285856431Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:49:06 -0500don't throw out the cake tho<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9c4a76abe12f841bda3886b500df0c9/tumblr_mogn53VKwm1qz4u07o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53241942998http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53241942998Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1fc90fbea8ad29a3e955ece009defc8/tumblr_moiwlznpgi1rjcfxro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53233066026http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53233066026Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75ccb6302fb3c830a471c6f5f48b3f72/tumblr_moiuw5c20Z1qat9xfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/53174882804/it-would-be-like-matter-and-anti-matter-a-comedy" target="_blank">motherjones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“It would be like matter and anti-matter—a comedy explosion! So that could never happen and must be protected against at all costs.” — <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2013/06/armando-iannucci-interview-veep-hbo-joe-biden" target="_blank"><em>Veep</em></a> creator Armando Iannucci on why he could <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2013/06/armando-iannucci-interview-veep-hbo-joe-biden" target="_blank">never, ever allow Joe Biden on the show</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Joe Biden looks like a best-case scenario for Steven Seagal’s future.</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53175535589http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53175535589Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:32:49 -0500<p>Why do I always wait until midnight to do my laundry?</p> <p>Why did I just watch <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Holocaust" target="_blank">this</a>?</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53173465435http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53173465435Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:58:36 -0500Solid life choices with BrianWhy am I in such a weird funk right now?3-1 I fall asleep on my couch againWhich would be fine if it were a real couch and/or I weren't 6'1<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f7d822e9a56bf725a8ff48cb23a5aad/tumblr_moi8c5Lw421qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/53140581876/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/jiPMSEV.gif"/><br/>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ggn2w/little_kids_ask_me_every_day_if_he_is_real/" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53140776053http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53140776053Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:19:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VNTzA6gMtrk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>PUG DESTROYER</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53112484948http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53112484948Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:16:58 -0500Good morning everyone<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e809bf3af07cdbd5556871f3bd5f9ab0/tumblr_modvslMvBi1qfs8edo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rob.vanmega.com/post/52945189510/go-ride-fridays-affirmation-look-inward" target="_blank">vanmega</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://go-ride.tumblr.com/post/52943428177/fridays-affirmation-look-inward-child-the" target="_blank">go-ride</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Friday’s Affirmation:</p> <p>‘Look inward child… the movie Predator was written, produced and distributed with straight faces’</p> </blockquote> <p>True. True.</p> </blockquote>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53075909455http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53075909455Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:57:34 -0500<div class="hide_overflow"><em><strong>witch-boots</strong> replied to your photo<span class="colon">:</span> Charlie’s our guest for the week.</em></div> <blockquote><em>TWO DOGS????</em></blockquote> <p>Only until next Saturday.</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53047407295http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53047407295Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:28:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d40554912a5def422e42f92f717b58b/tumblr_mogb7fsfgN1qmkh6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Charlie’s our guest for the week.</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53046958892http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/53046958892Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:21:15 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wev6UaQKtAc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>No idea why I just remembered this</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52988247013http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52988247013Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:21:40 -0500<p>Whenever I hear the phrase &#8220;best practices&#8221; my hands ball up into fists.</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52978654673http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52978654673Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:46:17 -0500buzzword bingo!<p><a href="http://themichaeltorpeywebsite.com/post/52948467393/this-dogs-butthole-for-real-looks-like-jesus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">themichaeltorpeywebsite</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d6e73e341efcd959557863df262fa74d/tumblr_inline_moe0uw9lBm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><span>This is right up my alley. I mean, that looks a lot like Jesus. You don’t need to squint or anything. He’s wearing a robe! He has feet! I’m not saying that this is a sign from God, but I am saying that this dog’s butthole looks a lot like Jesus and we should be extra nice to it just to be safe.</span></p> <p><span>(</span><em>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/mc6y5/its_a_miracle_take_that_jesus_toast/" target="_blank">reddit</a> </em><span>)</span></p></blockquote>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52965976671http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52965976671Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:40:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96178c24a0eb0d1f2ea5b055797c4b43/tumblr_mocz17oaEh1qmkh6wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52910345798http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52910345798Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:05:31 -0500NVR 4GET<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ced3000389da1433b13c8a18bfeaf75/tumblr_mo9r0lfADt1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/523cdbf583e1c435cf209139572d8fae/tumblr_inline_mob69cIwfa1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52834143199http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52834143199Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:46:34 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6H6jikiotP4Ygv5oxPGPDW&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shadesofwhatever.tumblr.com/post/52824634201/now-im-not-saying-you-should-listen-to-an-ipod" target="_blank">shadesofwhatever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now, I’m not saying you <em>should</em> listen to an iPod as a thunderstorm unfolds, Chicago. I’m not saying you <em>really should</em> haul ass across the courtyard between the bus stop and your house as lightning explodes in the eerily green sky all around you and you’re laughing and screaming “HOLY SHIT” while you have an electronic device affixed to your head because <em>certain</em> good metal jams were written exactly for that purpose.</p> <p>Because that would be stupid. </p> <p>And irresponsible.</p> <p>*cough*</p> <p>Anyway hey here is a song I hope you like it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Man, who pissed off The Dodos?</p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52833063351http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52833063351Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:31:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73f967bff5504c80b2f7c89f82ea8866/tumblr_mob3fuIl091sulir7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6527f07a33cd68229d38b955c7f4764/tumblr_mob3fuIl091sulir7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhermann.tumblr.com/post/52831541174/theofmoviestills-step-up-2-the-streets-jon" target="_blank">jhermann</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theofmoviestills.tumblr.com/post/52829754327/step-up-2-the-streets-jon-m-chu-2008" target="_blank">theofmoviestills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Step Up 2: The Streets | Jon M. Chu | 2008</p> </blockquote> <p>great movie</p> </blockquote>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52831786771http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52831786771Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:14:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc3828b6fafb49d41b33050e579c5ed0/tumblr_mnjs3lFHaV1qzck5vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grimeypcb.tumblr.com/post/52767468229/turnt-up" target="_blank">grimeypcb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TURNT UP</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR5xkso38o0" target="_blank">ALLLLLLLL THE WAYYYYYYY TURNNNNNNNT UP</a></p>http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52767934310http://discountliquor.tumblr.com/post/52767934310Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:42:03 -0500