March 2012
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Illinois Nazis. I HATE Illinois Nazis. →
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February 2012
223 posts
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Italy 0 - 1 USA! USA! USA!
John Mulaney re: Girl Scout cookies
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Unlisted side effects
If you already have a habit of clenching your jaw when you start taking an amphetamine-derived drug, it will make you clench your jaw like a motherfucker.
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I’m gonna be such a good grandpa. I’ve been practicing my whole...
– Me
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Are you FISTING me!?
– This morning I was reminded of one of my favorite exclamations
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So
Kirk does get the women…
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paint your own nebula →
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I can see why people lose weight taking this stuff
It’s creating this weird feeling of “I just ate something and it doesn’t quite agree with me.”
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YES
I just did the math for GMail’s “Mail Goggles” feature in 10 seconds! My previous record was 13! I never thought I’d do any better than that!
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It’s sad when I’m excited for a $10 prescription.
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I’ve been diagnosed with a fairly serious case of “adult ADHD,” but I am...
– Will Wilkinson (via doublejack)