I’m in love with all of the women in my life.
And yes, that’s as problematic as it would seem.
It must suck to be fat and totally into latex/leather.
Deep Impact is a movie that came around 10 years too early. The porn parody writes itself.
I feel fairly certain that, should I ever get married, it will be to a teacher.
Outside of sports I don’t think I’ve ever done anything “the right way.”
Peanut butter ice cream. Homemade peanut butter ice cream.