August 2011
“You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy.”
—-David Cross
July 2011
In Afghanistan, Rage at Young Lovers →
nytimes.com
“It’s the heart,” Mr. Mohammed said. “When you love somebody, you don’t ask who she is or what she is. You just go for it.”
Alright, I'll admit it.
I’m in love with all of the women in my life.
And yes, that’s as problematic as it would seem.
“‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.’”
—The Velveteen Rabbit (via ekimsal)
It must suck to be fat and totally into latex/leather.
Deep Impact is a movie that came around 10 years too early. The porn parody writes itself.
Thoughts I had tonight that definitely don't matter
I feel fairly certain that, should I ever get married, it will be to a teacher.
Outside of sports I don’t think I’ve ever done anything “the right way.”
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
Peanut butter ice cream. Homemade peanut butter ice cream.
