January 2012
“So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation....”
– Louis Tully
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theidiotking:
The Dismemberment Plan - The Ice...
No one brags about winning a gold medal in the...
Reagan’s daughter, Patti Davis, called Jon Huntsman “the most presidential of the lot.”
December 2011
I hate money.
Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve?
Oh.
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“Ain’t no ugly-ass white man get his face on no legal mothafuckin’...”
– D
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“You need to marry rich.”
– THE BEST LIFE ADVICE I HAVE EVER RECEIVED
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I'm annoyed that people are discounting the idea...
Mostly because I really like the idea of Joe Biden traveling the world and committing hilarious cultural faux pas that are initially insulting to the people of that country but are ultimately laughed at and used as the foundation for a greater understanding between our nations.
Chance I WON'T yell, "Talk is cheap,...
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The comics I have in my library.
Who am I missing?
Aziz Ansari
Bill Hicks
Brian Posehn
Chris Rock
Daniel Tosh
Dave Attell
Dave Chappelle
David Cross
Eddie Izzard
Eddie Murphy
Eugene Mirman
George Carlin
John Mulaney
Kyle Kinane
Louis C.K.
Maria Bamford
Mitch Fatel
Mitch Hedberg
Patton Oswalt
Richard Pryor
Steve Martin
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You know what doesn't get me excited for some NBA...
Death Cab for Cutie
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Love vs. Fear
Calogero: Is it better to be loved or feared?
Sonny: That's a good question. It's nice to be both, but it's difficult. But if I had my choice... I would rather be feared. Fear lasts longer than love. Friendships bought with money mean nothing. You see how it is. I make a joke, everybody laughs. I'm funny, but not that funny.
WatchThis is pretty cool.
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Who wants to go on a road trip?
You can even pick the destination.
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“it was in my true grit phase”
How to get me to listen to an album
Describe it thusly:
“OH MY GOD WE WON THE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE LOTTERY AND WE’RE SPENDING THE LOTTERY MONEY ON A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP AND WE’RE GONNA GO CARVE A HUGE DICK ON THE MOON WITH A GIANT LASER WE PUT ON THE ROCKET SHIP AND ALL OF OUR PETS HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL AND WE JUST MADE OUT WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON WE’VE EVER MET AND IT TURNS OUT THEIR MOM IS REALLY REALLY NICE...
Jamie XX- BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix. You'll be... →
LOL
at a guy named “Benedict Cumberbatch” complaining about being typecast in roles that are perfect for a guy named “Benedict Cumberbatch.”
