So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation....– Louis Tully
theidiotking: The Dismemberment Plan - The Ice...
No one brags about winning a gold medal in the...
Reagan’s daughter, Patti Davis, called Jon Huntsman “the most presidential of the lot.”
I hate money.
Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve?
Ain’t no ugly-ass white man get his face on no legal mothafuckin’...– D
You need to marry rich.– THE BEST LIFE ADVICE I HAVE EVER RECEIVED
I'm annoyed that people are discounting the idea...
Mostly because I really like the idea of Joe Biden traveling the world and committing hilarious cultural faux pas that are initially insulting to the people of that country but are ultimately laughed at and used as the foundation for a greater understanding between our nations.
Chance I WON'T yell, "Talk is cheap,...
The comics I have in my library.
Who am I missing? Aziz Ansari Bill Hicks Brian Posehn Chris Rock Daniel Tosh Dave Attell Dave Chappelle David Cross Eddie Izzard Eddie Murphy Eugene Mirman George Carlin John Mulaney Kyle Kinane Louis C.K. Maria Bamford Mitch Fatel Mitch Hedberg Patton Oswalt Richard Pryor Steve Martin
You know what doesn't get me excited for some NBA...
Death Cab for Cutie
Love vs. Fear
Calogero: Is it better to be loved or feared?
Sonny: That's a good question. It's nice to be both, but it's difficult. But if I had my choice... I would rather be feared. Fear lasts longer than love. Friendships bought with money mean nothing. You see how it is. I make a joke, everybody laughs. I'm funny, but not that funny.
This is pretty cool.
Who wants to go on a road trip?
You can even pick the destination.
“it was in my true grit phase”
How to get me to listen to an album
Describe it thusly: “OH MY GOD WE WON THE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE LOTTERY AND WE’RE SPENDING THE LOTTERY MONEY ON A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP AND WE’RE GONNA GO CARVE A HUGE DICK ON THE MOON WITH A GIANT LASER WE PUT ON THE ROCKET SHIP AND ALL OF OUR PETS HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL AND WE JUST MADE OUT WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON WE’VE EVER MET AND IT TURNS OUT THEIR MOM IS REALLY REALLY NICE...
Jamie XX- BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix. You'll be... →
at a guy named “Benedict Cumberbatch” complaining about being typecast in roles that are perfect for a guy named “Benedict Cumberbatch.”