December 2011
It is 2011
And we’re making a movie about the trials and tribulations of a horse. Just let that marinate for second. A creature so fragile that a broken leg or too-sore hoof is a DEATH SENTENCE. Horsemeat has actually just been reapproved for human consumption in this country. And we’re supposed to pay actual monies to sit in a room partially-filled with strangers and watch it GO OFF TO WAR. Does...
“I was listening to “In the Air Tonight” in my car and arrived at my destination...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
November 2011
So, it turns out The Fifth Element was a... →
Bannocks
These things straddle the line between my undying love of bread and my general apathy towards biscuits.
“The inside of my head feels like Andrew Zimmern’s toilet.”
– Anthony Bourdain
(and how I feel maybe once a week when I get a really bad headache even though I don’t mix gin and rum)
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drinkyourjuice:
I think it’s time for everyone who has Spotify synced with their facebook or uses Washington Post Social Reader to get taken out back and Old Yellered.
This is my line in the sand.
I just want to grab Chris Hardwick by his Adam’s apple and drag him off of TV forever.
Ugly Renaissance Babies. This is brilliant. →
Just once, I'd like to hear someone make a genuine...
When you criticize food your mom makes
and then go and fix it, you’d better be prepared to eat it all, even if you maybe went overboard.
Thank god I got this one right.
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They said you was hung!
And they was right!
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TIL
that there is an instrument called the “experibass.”
“The lady next door runs a home for pigs. I went down each morning to say my...”
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2001_10_01_archive.html (via neil-gaiman)
Pot-bellied pigs ARE for eating.
Clipse- Drop It (Les Biches Remix)
One of the...
I know it's in ROCKFORD but who's interested? →
I wish someone hadn’t told me that all skateboarding dogs are actually really neurotic.
For years I have had a dream.
A dream that, one day, we as a country would realize that the middle of the country just sucks and that no one should live there if at all possible. Since that area is responsible for growing a large amount of food/animal feed, I want to move out everyone but the smallest number of farmers needed to maintain crops.
I wanted to call it: Kanbraskowakota.
But after driving through Missouri...
