bake a big giant cake together and then throw the cake out and fuck
Why do I always wait until midnight to do my laundry?
Why did I just watch this?
witch-boots replied to your photo: Charlie’s our guest for the week.
Only until next Saturday.
Whenever I hear the phrase “best practices” my hands ball up into fists.
This is right up my alley. I mean, that looks a lot like Jesus. You don’t need to squint or anything. He’s wearing a robe! He has feet! I’m not saying that this is a sign from God, but I am saying that this dog’s butthole looks a lot like Jesus and we should be extra nice to it just to be safe.
(via reddit )